Black Plague Friday
It’s Coming on a White Horse!
Black Friday is coming.
Black . . . Plague Friday!
When faced with the dystopian reality of contemporary consumerism, we occasionally need to laugh instead of cry.
That’s why we’re celebrating this year’s Black Friday with a contemplation of mortality in the great tradition of the Danse Macabre.
You’re encouraged to dress up as a plague doctor, plague victim, or plague cart. We’re also having our first ever sale! All plush rodents are 10% off!
In all seriousness, this weekend sets off the holiday shopping season. Our circumstances are a bit unusual, but lots of small retail businesses live or die based on the next few weeks.
So don’t give your money to the seven-headed Bezos of the apocalypse, shop small instead!
Black . . . Plague Friday!
When faced with the dystopian reality of contemporary consumerism, we occasionally need to laugh instead of cry.
That’s why we’re celebrating this year’s Black Friday with a contemplation of mortality in the great tradition of the Danse Macabre.
You’re encouraged to dress up as a plague doctor, plague victim, or plague cart. We’re also having our first ever sale! All plush rodents are 10% off!
In all seriousness, this weekend sets off the holiday shopping season. Our circumstances are a bit unusual, but lots of small retail businesses live or die based on the next few weeks.
So don’t give your money to the seven-headed Bezos of the apocalypse, shop small instead!
After visiting us, you might want to stare into the abyss while enjoying a drink at one of our many great local watering holes. You could imagine how attractive you’d look like as a skeleton while modeling clothing one of our fine local retailers. Or you could just dance until your limbs start falling off at some of our nightclubs!
Black Plague Friday festivities will run through the weekend, and you can always find our latest hours at our website!
Black Plague Friday festivities will run through the weekend, and you can always find our latest hours at our website!
