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It’s Never Too Late to Fix Santa’s Mistakes
Santa not deliver you everything that you wanted?
Maybe he doesn’t pay his elves enough. Maybe he was distracted trying to keep all those tiny reindeer in line. Maybe, and this one doesn’t seem likely, you were just a little bit . . . naughty.
Never fear!
If he didn’t supply just the right book of mysterious spells, the shiny rock you were after, or the tiny bouncing goat that would make your life complete, we are here to help.*
Also, we are going to place an order in the next week or so with Scarlet Imprint and Troy Books. If there is something from their catalogs that you are after, just let us know and we’ll make sure to include it.
*We do not actually sell tiny goats. Also, Augur’s bog witch grandmother kept tiny goats. We can thus say with some confidence that, as much as you think you want a tiny goat, you do not actually want a tiny goat.
Maybe he doesn’t pay his elves enough. Maybe he was distracted trying to keep all those tiny reindeer in line. Maybe, and this one doesn’t seem likely, you were just a little bit . . . naughty.
Never fear!
If he didn’t supply just the right book of mysterious spells, the shiny rock you were after, or the tiny bouncing goat that would make your life complete, we are here to help.*
Also, we are going to place an order in the next week or so with Scarlet Imprint and Troy Books. If there is something from their catalogs that you are after, just let us know and we’ll make sure to include it.
*We do not actually sell tiny goats. Also, Augur’s bog witch grandmother kept tiny goats. We can thus say with some confidence that, as much as you think you want a tiny goat, you do not actually want a tiny goat.
