The Mountains of Madness

The Stars on the Sneetches Align

Apparently some monsters long thought dead, or at least frozen in eternal slumber, have returned to plague the world.

We’re obviously talking about shoggoths, what were you thinking of?

We are delighted to introduce the latest Seussian treat from the creators of Call of Cthulhu.

This one recounts, in playful images and rhyming couplets, the doomed Pabodie expedition to the Pole, and describes ancient horrors not well enough buried in the ice.

It is longer and even more charming than the other two tomes in the series.

It’s the perfect thing for anyone looking to escape more contemporary concerns.