Bad Girls
We all know girls like her.
She wrecks your car. She burns down your house. She makes a fell bargain with a tentacled eldritch horror in which it takes the souls of the local children and she gets a really stylish bed that she knows she’s never going to use.
This one is nothing but trouble. You ought to find a nice girl who makes biscuits.
But then she gives you a slow blink, or brushes the side of her face against your hand while you’re making her dinner, or she just bonelessly dissolves into your arms, and you know you’ll never be able to say no to her.
You can always get a new car. Or new house. And, really, those neighborhood kids were pretty annoying.
The crimes Baroness has committed against plants are comparatively minor. She chews them, sleeps on top of them, and occasionally just knocks them onto the floor if they look at her funny.
She’s forgiven. As always.
(Before anyone panics, we know that the leaf Baroness is attacking isn’t good for cats. She licked it for approximately as long as this video before it was moved out of reach.)
Beautiful bouquet by Fern Garden Flowers.
She wrecks your car. She burns down your house. She makes a fell bargain with a tentacled eldritch horror in which it takes the souls of the local children and she gets a really stylish bed that she knows she’s never going to use.
This one is nothing but trouble. You ought to find a nice girl who makes biscuits.
But then she gives you a slow blink, or brushes the side of her face against your hand while you’re making her dinner, or she just bonelessly dissolves into your arms, and you know you’ll never be able to say no to her.
You can always get a new car. Or new house. And, really, those neighborhood kids were pretty annoying.
The crimes Baroness has committed against plants are comparatively minor. She chews them, sleeps on top of them, and occasionally just knocks them onto the floor if they look at her funny.
She’s forgiven. As always.
(Before anyone panics, we know that the leaf Baroness is attacking isn’t good for cats. She licked it for approximately as long as this video before it was moved out of reach.)
Beautiful bouquet by Fern Garden Flowers.
Full video here.
